Ohhhhhhhhh no

Now that I've found a wonderful, smart, cute, loving boyfriend on match.com...I thought I should share with you one of the first e-mails I got from someone on the site. I think it speaks for itself.

subject : hi
ohhhhhhhhhhh beuty

Wow. Who knew?

Somehow Sesame Street is plugged into my 'secret needs'. Wink wink.

Things my boyfriend said:

“Hey look it’s you! No wait…that’s Hitler” upon seeing a Wii character he created in the sidelines of Mario Kart 3.

SCHMOOPY!

In case you're wondering why I've been relatively silent for the last 6 months - I just celebrated a 6 month anniversary with a BOY. Meaning a person of the male gender. A MAN. A human with a penis.

That's right...I haven't been blogging, because I got a life. I heard my brain, in an oh so subtle William Shatner-esque way, imply that I needed one. And I went out to find it, and there he was, innocently calling himself the Gonzo of the world...complete with car, job, and cute little face.

I could of course, start blogging about how adorable he is, and how much we're in love, and how he's my schmoopy, and I'm his schmoopy...oh wait..was that the sound of you vomiting? I thought so.

So, basically what I'm saying is that you should THANK me for being silent. That's right...you owe me.

I like chocolate. I'm just sayin...

The most awesome video game I've ever seen

Human Tetris

I recently cancelled my cable. There was nothing on. Except Dexter. Everything else sucked.

So I watched re-runs of the Japanese Game Show Human Tetris on You Tube. They are genius. Possibly more genius than Dexter, but in a totally different way. Less serial-killing, more yellow water.

Then I got this e-mail from a casting agency:
"The TV phenomenon sweeping the world is making its way to American soil! This project is the most downloaded Japanese Game ever on the net. Now FremantleMedia, the company behind American Idol, America's Got Talent, and The Price Is Right along with a major American television network are looking for trios (friends, co-workers, spouses, etc) to take part in an airable pilot for one of the most outrageous, funny, and challenging game shows ever seen on Television. Go to Youtube and search "HUMAN TETRIS" to watch how the game is played on the original Japanese gameshow!"

Holy CRAP! That's right! HUMAN TETRIS IS GOING TO BE MADE IN THE US!!!!!!!!!!

I almost peed my pants. Does anyone want to be on my team? Seriously. I'm totally serious.

Call me. I'm practicing the splits right now. Seriously.

Seriously.

Crazy

I'm a little behind the times, but I've been listening to THIS SONG non-stop.

Call me crazy.

...so are the days of our lives.

John Cena WWE Superwrestler, my boyfriend Dave, and me.
No, I'm not sleeping. I swear.

Like sands through the hourglass...

I'm heading off to see WWE Raw tonight LIVE! Yes, I know in all the years you've been religiously reading this blog you've never heard me ONCE mention pro-wrestling. That's because it's a recently acquired taste due to the influence of D, who has been educating me on the allure of soap-operas er...I mean pro-wrestling. They're interesting! Things happen! Feuds, proposals, midgets wrestling their father...it's all part of the daily fun of soap-operas er...I mean pro-wrestling.

My point in bringing this up is that on the ticket for tonight it says 'no lasers/videocameras'.

So, I'll be leaving this at home.











It would have made for great drama, tho, when Stefano whips out the death ray to kill Marlena, who then fakes her death and then they both fall off a cliff while wrestling their fathers.

No Hyperion, this is NOT my boyfriend