Sounds like the name of Russell Crowe's band.
I am 6 foot 1 inch today. How you ask, do I manage that? Because I'm tall in the first place, and I'm a ho. Not in general, it's due to wearing 4 in heels to work.
I used to do it all the time, but that was sadly, to impress a guy that could have cared less for my black patent stilettos. Still work-innapropriate, but with explanation, I look less like a ho, and more like a girl with a crush. Awww... and I even wore his favorite dress with them. His favorite dress of mine, I should clarify. He did have a favorite dress of his own. Do you get it now, why we didn't work out?
Now, these are espadrille wedges, so they're not ho-ish at all, just tall. I'm taller than my boss today. I don't think he likes that. He he he...
To follow up from my past few days of hair-care blog roll (and I promise after today, no more hair care blogs) - I've just tried a product called 'Shine Happy'. Of course I read about it in Lucky or something...and HAD TO TRY IT. That's in caps because that's how my brain works when I see something that implies shiny hair and happiness in the same sentence. SARA MUST DO NOW- GRUNT GRUNT. And therfore, I did. Actually, it's more like a Pavlovian response, than a caveman....happy, shiny, salivate.
In the small print it says that you cannot wash your hair for 48 hours after you do this. Of course, I didn't read this until I was done. "Dammit, I know how to dye my hair...give me that!" very man-no-read-directions. Of course also, you have to do it to unwashed hair. So I'm on day 3 of a no-washing exile, and this is coming on the heels of wax-bed-head-disaster, so needless to say, I look pretty scummy today. But shiny and happy.
Ok, more indifferent. But 'Shine Indifferent' wouldn't sell as well.
And being 6'1", I will stomp on anyone who claims otherwise.
8 comments:
You really make me laugh. Thanks
for being my daughter.
awww---thanks!
and ignore the ho part of the post.
Nothing says hot stuff than a 6"1' girl with fugged up hair. You go Schro!
Girl, I'm scared of you in those 4 inch heels!
I think its great that your mother doesn't mind you dressing like a "ho" from time to time.
Mom understands I'm ho only in my head...I'm actually quite shy and reserved.
Hey! I said that with a straight face! Go me!
Dude, I just realized while rereading today's post (yeah, I do that, so what? They're GOOD) that I have only dressed way up like one time in the last six or seven years, and that was at my brother's wedding, when I had no reasonable hope of getting any action of any kind whatsoever.
It's a shame, because I was damned hot that day.
That's great stuff. You're my height with those heels on and I'm cowering as I type.
How did the hair stuff turn out? You strutting around town with a bad ass attitude yet?
Wow, that was some Lost ending.
Tracy - your challenge for the day is to dress hot and wear 4 in heels to dialysis. Some hot male nurse will sweep you off your feet.
Egan - thanks for the hair concern - I am washed today, and it's still shiny! Lost is TIVOed, haven't seen yet...LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU......
check out Hypeys ranking I did - lost makes a cameo.
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