I did it. I officially became one of the lovelorn throng.
I joined match.com.
I shilled out my 40 dollars. (holy jesus!) 40 bucks for 1 month of potential torturous flipping through pictures and profiles and finally realizing that I don't like anyone, and it's not worth it.
As soon as my credit card cleared with a mighty ka-CHING, Match sent me the following email:
"Hold on to your heart, schrodingerskitten, you just got a subscription for LOVE"
No, I am not joking.
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Just wait till the dating tips from Dr. Phil start pouring in. It just gets better.
EEWWWW. That's creeping me out.
If there is not a new post by tomorrow......Richard Dean Anderson dies.
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