Tuesday, July 24, 2007
So, I ordered some hair conditioner on amazon.com, and when opening it today, I got a bonus gift.
A coupon for bagels.
Now, far be it from me to determine the logic that went into that decision. Amazon.com has recommended some pretty crazy stuff for me. I know somehow there is a method to their madness...but really.
Let's re-live the SATs for a moment:
"Conditioner is to Bagels as _______ is to _________."
a. pengiun ; non sequitor
b. Hart ; Hart
c. the shape of a bucket of water ; the shape of an eagle
d. Depeche Mode ; Flock of Seagulls
e. none of the above
Here's a lovely short list of the strange items Amazon has recommended for me recently:
Goji Tibetan Berries - I must seem the 'fruity' type.
Freddie Mercury Action Figure - Don't we all want one?
How to Mend Your Broken Heart (Paperback) - There's something you assume AMAZON shouldn't be aware of. Maybe I'm sharing too much?
The Edible Woman (Paperback) - Ahem.
What's New Scooby-Doo, Vol. 4 (DVD) - Who WOULDN'T want this? Rooby Racks!
Why Men Marry Bitches (Paperback) - Yeah, just tattoo the word ' hidden agenda' on my forehead.
Naked Chocolate (Paperback) - A girl's got to eat.
As I later washed my hair and used my amazon conditioner, I thought...'you know what would be really good right now?'