Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Peas and Gravy
I just realized - I don't like MIXED flavors. I'm not a mixer.
Take gummy bears. I feel deep down that you should eat only one color at a time. Put 6 red ones in your mouth - YUM. But put a red and green in there? CACOPHONY!!! TRAITOROUS!!! BLASPHEMOUS!!!!
I feel the same about citrus candy - like those ones that are shaped like oranges and grapefruit slices. Oranges go with Oranges. Grapefruit goes with Grapefruit. Oranges do NOT go with Grapefruit and we will NOT have that type of fraternization in THIS SCHOOL.
I am a flavor racist. NO Orange will drink out of the same water-fountain as MY grapefruit!
Plus, I really don't like gravy getting all over everything at Thanksgiving. But thats a whole different topic.