Tuesday, November 21, 2006

J.O.B.

I know you've all been waking in the middle of the night crying out sobbing... 'Why, oh why God, is Schrodinger's Kitten not blogging as much as she used to?' or 'Please save me from the horrible emptiness of wit!' or 'Excuse me Christian Slater, Could I get a bologna on rye, please?' or some combination of the above. Personally, I prefer my dream sandwiches to come from Christian Slater.

Drumroll please....

I got a J.O.B.! It comes complete with the nifty periods. Word to you slackers!

Less of this:


More of this:


Gimme a week or so to know everyone's name, and learn to take a lunch instead of working through it, and I assume something funny will have happened by then to blog about. Because you know what happens when you assume....

5 comments:

Tracy Lynn said...

YAY YOU!

Dragon said...

Congrats!!

Hyperion said...

So what are you doing?

Neil said...

A job? What is that?

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

Thanks guys - The job is what I did before I got laid off... Loan Closing Specialist, working in the mortgage industry managing loans. I do make a commission, so that's good...but I was holding out for entertainment, and alas...unemployment ran out, and nothing worked out. So Mortgage it is.