Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Who knew Hitler was so trendsetting?


Below are the real names of actual real bands-

BRADY BUNCH LAWNMOWER
BULIMIA BANQUET
CINDY BRADY'S LISP
HITLER'S BIKINI
KATHLEEN TURNER OVERDRIVE
NORMAN BATES AND THE SHOWERHEADS
PHENOBARBIDOLS
ROID ROGERS AND THE WHIRLING BUTT CHERRIES
SANDY DUNCAN'S EYE
THE WELL HUNGARIANS

...and my band that I intend to start once I learn an instrument other than flute, which is totally not rocking other than in Anchorman:

DEXTER RILEY

(See the old Disney movies with Kurt Russell if you don't get it)

3 comments:

Tracy Lynn said...

DUDE! DEXTER!

kapgar said...

Would that be Kathleen Turner circa Romancing the Stone when she was hot and had the best legs in Hollywood or circa Friends when she could legitimately pass as a guy in drag as she was playing?

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

Why doesn't Disney make another of those...with Dexter as the dean? It's my pitch, people...

Romancing the Stone, obviously...when the low voice was sexy, not scary.