One hundred posts about silly things.
Wow. I really didn't expect it to be so heavy! Thank you Jack. To get this award from Jack Nicholson means so much.
I'd like to thank the Academy. Also my co-star, Matthew Fox, and my director Ang Lee...they were both such an inspiration. Miramax, of course. And my agent, Ari Gold. My husband Rick, little Cody and Jimmy who are watching at home - go to bed, kids!
I also need to thank Ben Affleck, who inspired me to become a writer just to prove I can write better than he and Damon can. Bill Shatner, Chris Walken (thanks for the donuts, man!), Lindsay Lohan, Justin Long, Bob Saget and of course, George Clooney. I have to thank John for refusing to be my friend over an inflammatory post... it made me a stronger person. Robert Redford for his determination and for believing in me. Screw the music, I'm still talking! I'd like to thank my next door neighbor when I was six, and Cheryl Klein for introducing me to blogging, and my cats. And Al Gore. And Genghis Khan. And my agent, did I say that already? I have to thank my mom and dad for reading all the posts, even the ones that mentioned sex. And of course, the higher power, the supreme being, the one who makes everything possible: Tom Cruise.
Thank you. Thank you all!
You like me, you really like me!