Wow. I really didn't expect it to be so heavy! Thank you Jack. To get this award from Jack Nicholson means so much.
I'd like to thank the Academy. Also my co-star, Matthew Fox, and my director Ang Lee...they were both such an inspiration. Miramax, of course. And my agent, Ari Gold. My husband Rick, little Cody and Jimmy who are watching at home - go to bed, kids!
I also need to thank Ben Affleck, who inspired me to become a writer just to prove I can write better than he and Damon can. Bill Shatner, Chris Walken (thanks for the donuts, man!), Lindsay Lohan, Justin Long, Bob Saget and of course, George Clooney. I have to thank John for refusing to be my friend over an inflammatory post... it made me a stronger person. Robert Redford for his determination and for believing in me. Screw the music, I'm still talking! I'd like to thank my next door neighbor when I was six, and Cheryl Klein for introducing me to blogging, and my cats. And Al Gore. And Genghis Khan. And my agent, did I say that already? I have to thank my mom and dad for reading all the posts, even the ones that mentioned sex. And of course, the higher power, the supreme being, the one who makes everything possible: Tom Cruise.
Thank you. Thank you all!
You like me, you really like me!
7 comments:
This is really awesome. I remember when you first started out, so fresh and innocent. Now you walk into a bar and ten minutes later sailors and teamsters come running out.
You're the meaning in my life, you're the inspiration....
Uh,
I mean....
Good job, you!
Hyperion posted this first, then deleted it...I'm re-postng it here for his humiliation. Because I'm 100, and I can do stuff like that.
"I can't believe I didn't get thanked.
Oh, and congratulations and zKeep it up and shit like that. "
Dude,I remember when you didn't know what being tagged meant. And look at you now, all grown up and all!
Well done!
Didn't you just start blogging about four months ago? Damn, you crank out the blog posts. Congrats on 100!
The talent of a writer is judged by the reception and response to her works from her readers. I've enjoyed several of your literary contributions to my everyday world.
Thank you and Congratulations.
Thanks for the shout-out. I've always dreamed of being in the same thank-you speech as Tom Cruise.
I love it when people spell "keep" with a Z.
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