Wednesday, April 12, 2006
I need my meds
Cheryl and I had this brilliant idea to start an L.A. theme bar called 'Emergency Room' or 'Medicine' in which all the fruity drinks were served in beakers and the shots in little cough syrup plastic cups. They're drinks like 'Pediacare', 'Robitussin', or 'Phenyldextripezine'. There would be gurneys to sit on, IVs to drink out of, little perscription bottles of candy and peanuts etc... and a 'waiting room' for V.I.Ps. Because of course in this imaginary scenario, all the trendy celebs would come. Not Paris Hilton. We won't let her in.
Oh, and the slogan is 'Get yer meds'.
We were also thinking the bartenders should be in lab coats with stethoscopes, and for the boys... candystripers.
I was thinking an insane asylum theme bar would be cool too, but it might get depressing after a while. But the bar fights sure would be great with those padded walls.
Anyone want to invest in this idea? Send me a check. That's right, just 10k each, lick the stamp...get yer meds....it will make you feel better.