Monday, April 10, 2006
Skittle Strike Team GO!
We need a catch phrase...what do you think girls?
Yes, it's an honor just to be nominated, but screw you - I'm IN! I've been declared a S.K.I.T.T.L.E. today - that's more specifically a Sexy Kitten International Termination Team - or Evil Kitty of the Realm by Hyperion. He's a genius! Although he did post my first 2 blogs...which despite HIM thinking they're funny - I still think the donut post is my creme de la creme.
"I'd like to thank the academy..." (visualize me in that yellow dress Michelle Williams wore - but I'm way hotter, and with MacGyver instead of Heath Ledger)
ID: Schrodinger's Kitten
Code Name: Fluffy
Special Skills: Toenail painting, Bullfighting, the ability to kill you with thought, Invisibility, Stalking, and I make a mean macaroni and cheese.
Special Weapons: Glock, tweezers and that earthquake sticky glue that can make criminals stay in place once caught, no matter the earthquake magnitude.
I join the ranks of people like Calico (a.k.a. Tracy) who's skills run the gamut from Fish Killing to Poetry Writing, and she can also kill you with thought. Together, we can make you dance the west coast lindy with thought...something to fear.
In our first meeting we discussed the plot intracies of LOST, drank lots of raspberry mojitos and discussed world domination. Hyperion had a neat speaker he talked out of...so we don't ever see him. I'm not sure where he got that idea, but it seemed familliar.
Next up: Domination of Rural France. It's the way the Nazis did it - we think they were just a bit before their time, and a tad supremecist. We'll get it right.