Monday, April 10, 2006

Skittle Strike Team GO!

We need a catch phrase...what do you think girls?

Yes, it's an honor just to be nominated, but screw you - I'm IN! I've been declared a S.K.I.T.T.L.E. today - that's more specifically a Sexy Kitten International Termination Team - or Evil Kitty of the Realm by Hyperion. He's a genius! Although he did post my first 2 blogs...which despite HIM thinking they're funny - I still think the donut post is my creme de la creme.

"I'd like to thank the academy..." (visualize me in that yellow dress Michelle Williams wore - but I'm way hotter, and with MacGyver instead of Heath Ledger)

ID: Schrodinger's Kitten
Code Name: Fluffy
Special Skills: Toenail painting, Bullfighting, the ability to kill you with thought, Invisibility, Stalking, and I make a mean macaroni and cheese.
Special Weapons: Glock, tweezers and that earthquake sticky glue that can make criminals stay in place once caught, no matter the earthquake magnitude.

I join the ranks of people like Calico (a.k.a. Tracy) who's skills run the gamut from Fish Killing to Poetry Writing, and she can also kill you with thought. Together, we can make you dance the west coast lindy with thought...something to fear.

In our first meeting we discussed the plot intracies of LOST, drank lots of raspberry mojitos and discussed world domination. Hyperion had a neat speaker he talked out we don't ever see him. I'm not sure where he got that idea, but it seemed familliar.

Next up: Domination of Rural France. It's the way the Nazis did it - we think they were just a bit before their time, and a tad supremecist. We'll get it right.


Hyperion said...

Albigensian Crusade, here we come!

Yes, your donut post was fantastic. I'll mention that. Also, you left off the last two words of S.K.I.T.T.L.E., and considering your audience, you'd think they'd like that!

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

Right - Lesbians Encouraged.

Is my audiance lesbian-based? Really? I had no idea, being straight and all.

Wait - am I the only straight kitty? Add that to my list of skills : the ability to make out with men.

Cheryl said...

I'm a little confused by this award (but hey, the Oscar process is also really overly involved), but congrats! And please don't gas anyone in your attempts to take over France.

your favorite queer, one-quarter-Jewish fan

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

I'm confused too - but it's the skittles concept that got me. mmmm Candy.

I do have 2 real-world lesbian you both can advise me on the intracies of the secret-agent-lesbian genre. I think it's probably the same as straight, just more camo cargo pants.

Tracy Lynn said...

Yeah, those French people are kind of asking for it, aren't they?

I'm also pretty good at encouraging lesbians, but not in a sexy way, more in a I-know-you-can-accomplish-fill-in-the-blank kind of way.
I'm really an Equal Opportunity Encourager.

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

Dont get me started on the French.

Mon Dieu.