Wednesday, April 19, 2006

It's all about the shoes



I'm totally thinking of changing my logo. Unfortunately this is from a porno. I had no idea there was physics porn. I've missed my calling.

Just don't tell anyone it's not me, k? Although I do own better shoes. Those are SO not sexy shoes.

I used to have a job where I watched and wrote porno plot synopses for TV Guide. There you go - something you didn't know about me. Ok, some of you knew, or at least suspected.

And no, I'm not giving you the link to the porn. Freaks! Go look up your own porn!

8 comments:

Tracy Lynn said...

Physics porn?!! I'm completely enraptured with the idea. And those shoes would totally be sexy to a person with Catholic schoolgirl fantasies. Or tap dancer fantasies.

Now that kind of creeps me out.

And so does your TV Guide gig..

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

It was totally a cool non-wierd gig. I worked for a production company that made some porn as well...they needed plot synops to submit to tv guide, so I had to watch THEM ALL and write them up. They wanted a woman to do it...to make it 'romantic' sounding. They let me have a little dark private office to watch them in. I learned a lot. ;^)

Dragon said...

Physics Porn? That's easily done. Lets take the following equation - Stephen Hawkings' Black Hole (too easy) Entropy. All we have to do is change the meaning.

S = Akc^3 /4hG

Where....
S = Sex
Akc^3 = Acrobatic Kinky Cuties (or any other c word) times 3
4hG = 4 hunky Guys

So there's your porn, Sex = Acrobatic Kinky Cuties times 3 on top of 4 hunky Guys.

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

Dragon - you are genius. I've been looking for another equation to beat you at your own game, but alas...nothing beats acrobatic kinky cuties.

Hyperion said...

I got your F=MA right here, baby.

Dragon said...

Force=Mass x Acceleration, very nice Hypey.

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

I was trying to find something from my Fluid Mechanics class. Get it...fluid..mechanics...

sigh.

Tracy Lynn said...

Now, I kinda wished I paid attention science, instead of reading novels. Ok, maybe not.