Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Shiny Happy 6 Foot People

Sounds like the name of Russell Crowe's band.

I am 6 foot 1 inch today. How you ask, do I manage that? Because I'm tall in the first place, and I'm a ho. Not in general, it's due to wearing 4 in heels to work.

I used to do it all the time, but that was sadly, to impress a guy that could have cared less for my black patent stilettos. Still work-innapropriate, but with explanation, I look less like a ho, and more like a girl with a crush. Awww... and I even wore his favorite dress with them. His favorite dress of mine, I should clarify. He did have a favorite dress of his own. Do you get it now, why we didn't work out?

Now, these are espadrille wedges, so they're not ho-ish at all, just tall. I'm taller than my boss today. I don't think he likes that. He he he...

To follow up from my past few days of hair-care blog roll (and I promise after today, no more hair care blogs) - I've just tried a product called 'Shine Happy'. Of course I read about it in Lucky or something...and HAD TO TRY IT. That's in caps because that's how my brain works when I see something that implies shiny hair and happiness in the same sentence. SARA MUST DO NOW- GRUNT GRUNT. And therfore, I did. Actually, it's more like a Pavlovian response, than a caveman....happy, shiny, salivate.

In the small print it says that you cannot wash your hair for 48 hours after you do this. Of course, I didn't read this until I was done. "Dammit, I know how to dye my hair...give me that!" very man-no-read-directions. Of course also, you have to do it to unwashed hair. So I'm on day 3 of a no-washing exile, and this is coming on the heels of wax-bed-head-disaster, so needless to say, I look pretty scummy today. But shiny and happy.

Ok, more indifferent. But 'Shine Indifferent' wouldn't sell as well.

And being 6'1", I will stomp on anyone who claims otherwise.


The Mother said...

You really make me laugh. Thanks
for being my daughter.

Schrodinger's Kitten said...


and ignore the ho part of the post.

Tracy Lynn said...

Nothing says hot stuff than a 6"1' girl with fugged up hair. You go Schro!

Dragon said...

Girl, I'm scared of you in those 4 inch heels!

I think its great that your mother doesn't mind you dressing like a "ho" from time to time.

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

Mom understands I'm ho only in my head...I'm actually quite shy and reserved.

Hey! I said that with a straight face! Go me!

Tracy Lynn said...

Dude, I just realized while rereading today's post (yeah, I do that, so what? They're GOOD) that I have only dressed way up like one time in the last six or seven years, and that was at my brother's wedding, when I had no reasonable hope of getting any action of any kind whatsoever.

It's a shame, because I was damned hot that day.

Egan said...

That's great stuff. You're my height with those heels on and I'm cowering as I type.

How did the hair stuff turn out? You strutting around town with a bad ass attitude yet?

Wow, that was some Lost ending.

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

Tracy - your challenge for the day is to dress hot and wear 4 in heels to dialysis. Some hot male nurse will sweep you off your feet.

Egan - thanks for the hair concern - I am washed today, and it's still shiny! Lost is TIVOed, haven't seen yet...LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU......
check out Hypeys ranking I did - lost makes a cameo.